Good luck letting someone PRY this shirt out of your hands. They would need to stab you with multiple FORKS if they really wanted it. We're not the best at puns. It's a halligan shirt. 

.: 50% Polyester 25% Combed and ring-spun Cotton 25% Rayon
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Retail Fit